1. A last minute Halloween costume
2. Spying on anyone, anywhere
3. Getting an NYC Yellow Cab to take you anywhere in the 5 boroughs at any time of night or day
4. Attracting people who are stunned at the sight of an “Islamic” woman downing shots of tequila at Bay Ridge bars
5. Looking like either a total Islamic fundamentalist or a stupid American tourist terrified of being arrested in Tehran.
Nonetheless, the salesgirls treated me like “Full-size Barbie” and had a hilarious time helping me! What do people do that don’t have a 5th Avenue?
-- Mer, in a Myspace bulletin t-minus 48 hours before she leaves for Spring Break in Iran
All i’m saying is ‘hejab’ sounds dirty.