[picture not quite to scale, but pretty damn close]
This is now the third inanimate weiner I've received as a gift. The first was from Wad on my 30th birthday, and the second was from Poppy this Christmas when a giant wang-shaped ice cube came out of her gutter. (Yeah, that was amusing, being over at her place for Christmas brunch with her whole family and Mother and sneaking off to the kitchen freezer to see my gift. And they ended up using it, too -- for DRINKS, sickos -- shortly after New Year's, the bastards.) Anyway, I think I may start posting photos with my wangs and me as I get them.Oh, whatEVER.